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The Supreme List of Cleaning Quotes


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From amusement to inspiration we’ve got you covered with the following cleaning quotes. And no we don’t mean a $139 quote for your 2 bedroom home. If that’s what you’re seeking then look here. Otherwise, enjoy!

 

 

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“My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.”
– Erma Bombeck





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“You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.”
– Cecil Baxter

 



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“Have nothing in your home that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful.”
– William Morris



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“Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy.”
– Unknown



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“A man thinks all dust stays outdoors.”
– Ernest Vincent Wright


 
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“Dear small line of dirt that won’t go into the dustpan…I hate you with every part of my soul”
– Unknown



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“Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard.”
– Margaret Culkin Banning



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“Sweeping only moves the dust somewhere else.”
– Marty Rubin

 

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“Actually spending ten minutes clearing off one shelf is better than fantasizing about spending a weekend cleaning out the basement.”
– Gretchen Rubin



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“Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes”
– P.J. O’Rourke



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“One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.”
– A. A. Milne



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“Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.”
– Marcelene Cox


 

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“A new broom sweeps clean, but the old broom knows the corners.”
– Irish Saying


 
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“The objective of cleaning is not just to clean, but to feel happiness living within that environment.”
– Marie Kondo



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“This mess is a place”
– Unknown


 
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“You know what would make house cleaning way more fun? A maid.”
– Unknown


 
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“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?”
– Erma Bombeck



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“Happiness is a freshly cleaned house”
– Unknown


 
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“If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies."
– Phyllis Diller



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“The trouble with living alone is that it’s always your turn to do the dishes.”
– Unknown



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“Cleaning and organizing is a practice not a project.”
– Meagan Francis



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“You know that feeling when you suddenly want to clean the whole house? Yeah, me neither”
– Unknown



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“The only thing I hate more than having a dirty house is cleaning”
– Unknown



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“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
– Erma Bombeck



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“Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don’t do it.”
– Unknown



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“There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.”
– Quentin Crisp



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“Mise en place”
– French saying, Everything in its place


 
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“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”
– Phyllis Diller


 
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“Dirt is only matter in the wrong place.”
– Henry John Temple


 
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“My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it”
– Unknown



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“Mum says it’s her house but when it’s time to clean, it magically becomes my house too.”
– Unknown



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“I’m going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning, I mean drinking and spraying everything with windex”
– Unknown



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“If you want to improve your life immediately, clean out a closet. Often it’s what we hold onto that holds us back.”
– Cheryl Richardson



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“I like hugs and I like kisses, but what I really love is help with the dishes!”
– Unknown



Have we missed any house cleaning quotes Sydney? Drop yours below!

 

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